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no, youre not that ugly. youre actually that ugly that the universum deciced to make the big bang to create other people to cheer you up from your ugliness. you are a gift for human kind.
why 2+2 equals 4?
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Because chairs should never need charged.
Why can't flies bird, but birds can fly?
/warp getoffmahlawn
/warp lucitrees
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I think i swallowed a nickel
Why did you put the milk in the microwave??
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To increase fertility.
Why is my cat an asshole?
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Because she has a large bulldozer wedged up her asshole.
Why does the shirt shake whenever the jar of olives eats the longest imaginary number?
you can't take trash out of the oven
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Because of the car that exploded on I-80 last weekend.
Why is my baby so noisy?
~ Member since February 2014 ~
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Because customer service has been painted mauve.
Why not ducks?
/warp getoffmahlawn
/warp lucitrees
/warp lucihorse
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Because you are not being shot at.
What?
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Broccoli casserole with pickled eggs.
If you fail at falling, does that make you great at flying?
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/warp lucitrees
/warp lucihorse
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If you fail at falling you are great at staying still.
What do cookie monsters do?
Thanks for reading my post :3
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